Sudah Kesekian Lama

Lama jugak aku tak update blog. Katanya duk mengadap Facebook aje. Pastu gatal2 p register Twitter. Tak lama lagi Twitter jadi gajah putih la tu.

Ni update ni bukan apa, mengenangkan si Cuke yg suruh..akakaka..Happy Belated Bday Kak Cuke..Semoga kekal bahagia..

Sebut pasal bday, aku bukan tatau bday si Cuke ni sbb aku siap mark dalam calendar office dan jugak hp aku. Tapi masa bday dia, hp aku kena bar(dan masih lagi kena bar), so aku pun terus terlupa...

Ramai jugak bday orang yg aku tanda. Kawan-kawan lama. Nak wish mcm segan lak..ekekekek..pastu terus lupa nak sms.

Pasal kerja pulak, alhamdulillah. Aku suka ada kerja. Dari takder kerja. Last month pegi Penang atas urusan kerja. Gamba masih dalam kamera..ekekekeke..Seronok pegi Penang. Tapi bila naik feri awat sekejap sangat..

Owh malam td aku masak. Makaroni campak2. Sedap di makan begitu saja. Esok plan nak buat Marble Cheese Cake. Penah try buat kek ni masa raya tahun lepas, sedap. Resepi dicedok dari Cik Epal.

Hidup aman, makmur dan bahagia disamping cik anon..kohkoh.

MCM ZAINUR

Malam tadi seperti kebiasaan, aku akan menghabiskan malam-malam aku dengan menonton tv. Disebabkan aku tidak punyai Astro, siaran TV percuma yg menjadi santapan aku sampaikan dah jd default setting dalam pemilihan rancangan serta waktunya. Cth malam td, jam 7.30pm aku tgk Detective Conan, 8pm Movie at 2, 9.30pm Ugly Betty, 10.30pm Desperate Housewives. It will be the same for each week.

So, jam 8 malam td ada cerita Date With Tad Hamilton. Josh Duhamel you! Sekejap terasa jeles dengan Fergie sebab dapat ehem-ehem dengan Josh Duhamel. One guy dalam cerita tu caught my eyes and brain. I was like he look like someone i know, except for he is caucasion and the guy i know at least hold Malaysian citizenship(kot2 dia jawa ke, banjar ke, ada mix blood ke..ekekek)

This is the guy i was talking about. Maybe mata aku kero atau harus ditambah kuasanya atau aku yg bingung..he look like Zainur but this guy(Topher Grace) have a big voice tapi Zainur small voice..ekekekeke

I used to like nak mengayat Zainur ni dulu-dulu. Even tak penah jumpa, tgk gamba dia sambil cakap, hensem jugak mamat ni..Tapi dia dah ada gf la time tu..ekekekkee...Ada sama tak mcm Zainur? Eekekeke..

P/s Jangan marah ye Zainur..kikikikiki

RAIN

Its true. I love rain. Im happy when its raining.
I love driving alone in the rain. No pressure on the road. Smooth riding. Happy.
I love staring at the dropping water from the sky. Trying to figure out the science behind it.
I love listening to their voices on my rooftop. Feel their breeze sweep my face.

Rain comes with blessing. And it its difficult to be described.

WHERE IS MY FACEBOOK

"Where's your facebook"
"Facebook?? my facebook? u mean the one that CIA created?"

"U eat that?"
"Not really..what about it"

"Where's your facebook? I cant find it"
"I deactivate it"

"Why?"
"No reason" ~ lie "I just dont want to be too attached with it"

"You dont have to deactivate just because of that"
"Yeah, but knowing me, i will keep on logging in coz i have access, not that i dont have the access right now, i do coz i can still log in but i just thought that deactivate is more like it"

"When you plan to activate it back?"
"Have no idea. One day."

"Ok. Hey, so now u attached to what?"
"U dont want to know"

"I want to know"
"My Sad-Fish-Blog and MK"

"What is MK?"
"You dont want to know. Seriously"

IN MY BRAIN, IN MY BRAIN

In my brain, aku nak tukar template
In my brain, aku pun search la blogger template guna google
In my brain, aku pun klik la btemplates
In my brain, aku ingat senang la tukar

Not in my brain, tatau nape ada error
Not in my brain, template2 lambat loading
Not in my brain, yang aku kena tunggu lama

Then in my brain again, guna je la template ikan sedih ni...

SAD FISH

Cannot tahan la look at this fish. So sad. So mandom. With big eyes and mulut menjuih, it is so cute. Hati aku terus cair. Cik anon, belikan ikan mcm ni sekor boleh? eekekekeke..

Cannot tahan. Sob Sob Sob! Sad fish sad fish.

And ok, aku dah jd mcm dulu. Gila memblog. Sehari berposting-posting. Well, temporary je nih. Tak caya? Percayalah. (hah! betul betul betul)

ABOUT SIS & BRO

Luckily for me, since i'm using Isis, so when people try to language me (bahasakan aku)..ekekeke..no i mean, when people try to call me Sis..i dont really bother coz Isis got Sis. What i dont like is if people call me Sis as in Sister. Nasib baik takder yg panggil mcm tu(lagi..or maybe ada, tak perasan lak). Rasa mcm nak muntah. And same goes to Bro. I never called anyone Bro except when i get mad with that person. Nak cakap aku-ko tak sampai hati (the level of rudeness) so aku language kan dia as Bro. Aku sebenarnya tak suka call org tu bro.. "hi bro..lama tak nampak"..kecuali kalau nama dia Bro Sinchan. Tak leh wat apa dah. Kena panggil dia bro gak. Kdg2 panggil dia Sinchan. Hoh!

Mungkin aku agak particular dengan kesopanan dan kesusilaan bahasa and sometimes i violate it also, but who bother kan..ekekekkee..

p.s Kita buat takpe, mereka buat tak boleh..ekekeke

IT AINT CUTE

To some people, saying something cute will or may make them look cute, adorable (aint cute is adorable??) and loving, soft..and make them like a cute little puppy, a dog face. (Dog is champion in making a dog face because they are dogs and they will make u feel sorry for them)..if you know what i meant.

Well, im not talking about dog face...im talking about words that we use to talk and think we cute or the word is cute so we use it for what? to make us look cute whereby we aint cute coz we ugly and beautiful and cute and ok..im writing too long in one sentence..

Anyway, im kind of sick when people ask me "dah mamam?" and i was like what the hell is mamam (i know what mamam is just pretend dont know). Its nothing wrong with asking that question, im just having trouble to digest mamam instead of makan. I mean, please i am 27 going to 28 years old and asking me "dah mamam" wont do any justice to my age. U aint cute afterall even saying like that.

I really appreciate is someone asking me "dah makan". Im an adult. I prefer full and correct words (same as i dont like; apa cer? and etc)

sumber gamba; kecute wordpress.

KESAH BENAR

Ada sebuah kisah yang diceritakan teman sepejabat aku berkenaan sepupunya(lelaki, sudah berkahwin dgn isteri sarat mengandung 9 bulan dan menunggu hari) yang datang berkunjung ke rumah beliau baru-baru ini. Yang menjadi tanda tanya, sang suami itu membawa bersama seorg "kawan" (perempuan, rugged dan manja). Maknanya, mereka bertiga datang bersama-sama ke rumah teman sepejabat aku ni. Kemanjaan "kawan" ini sangat terserlah kerana mereka makan bersuap (isteri ada di depan), duduk di sofa 2-seats sebelah menyebelah(isteri duduk di sofa 1-seat), tidor dekat-dekat (isteri tidur nun jauh), "kawan" sbg co-pilot kereta (isteri di belakang) tetapi bila di tanya katanya kawan.

Emm...hipotesis kami mereka telah berkahwin. Tetapi yg membuat terjeruk rasa melihat si isteri di perlakukan sebegitu tanpa di fikirkan sang suami bagaimana perasaannya.

BAWANG KECIK???

Pulang dari keje tadi aku nak ke pasar malam. Nak beli barang sikit. Aku pun tulis la kat kertas apa aku nak beli. Memula aku tulis bawang besar, lepas tu aku leh tulis bawang kecik. Lepas tu aku sedar eh, mana ada bawang kecik...sebenarnya aku nak tulis bawang merah.

AL-KISAH MELODI

Tgh menonton Melodi. Kesah krisis Abby-Norman-Memey masih hangat dan semakin hangit, People waited their next move. Memey masih bersembunyi. Wah komentar dari beberapa org ramai memang menyalahkan Memey. Kesian jugak si Memey ni. Sebab pada aku Norman tu yg memulakan semua ini. This is just the matter of time. If bukan Memey, tentu org lain. Sebelum ni kan Norman penah digosipkan dengan Faradhiya.

Michelle Melodi, i think Memey tak perlu la muncul di khalayak ramai. Beliau muda, tersilap langkah tu. Tapi yg perlu dia lakukan ialah memohon maaf kepada Abby. Tak perlu mintak maaf kepada masyarakat, dia tak buat salah pada masyarakat. Bagi la peluang mereka menyelesaikan kemelut ini tanpa pressure dari wartawan (hahaha, as if any reporter read my blog)

Syok jugak ada Nabil dlm melodi ni. Punya la lama aku tak nonton Melodi.....Ok la sekian coretan di hujung minggu,