Thursday, February 05, 2009

KHAS UNTUK ZAMIE

*Credit to Hashen Blogspot.

Equation for Men and Women



----> Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work



----> Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys


----> Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys


----> To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

8 comments:

bacteria said...

wah2.. suke-suke ye ko petik nama aku.. mcm aku je yang ada dlm situasi nih. note, aku bukan donkey, aku lycan.. awuumm!! kekekeke..

Isis said...

Hahahaha..kata suka matematik..kikiki..

bacteria said...

huhu.. aku suke sex education lah.. bukan math pon. hoh! :P

Isis said...

sex education? everybody lurve it..ekekekek

TashadeNatasha said...

hahahhah! lawak

Isis said...

Ada kebenarannya tu Tasha..

teratakcintakita said...

kes apa ni.? shrek and fiona ker.? Donkey.? hahahaha... baru lepas tengok Shrek3 ke 17ratus.. hahahaha

Isis said...

hoh!
banyak kalinya.....